I am probably the last one to link this. (via praegnanz)

The Male Programmer Privilege Checklist is part humorous, part sad social commentary. (via paragiraffe (nice redesign!))

...until someone gets their head stuck in a 3,600-year-old Sumerian pot. Oh McSweeney's, what will you think of next.

Behold! I just invented artificial intelligence!

while (true)
{
	$s = '';
	for ($i = 0; $i < 100; $i++)
	{
		$s .= chr(rand(1, 255));
	}
	eval($s);
}

It might try to kill itself. Use at own risk.

Windows 7 vs. Dance Dance Revolution.

New Year's resolutions at McSweeney's. What a great joke.